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Joke of the Day
"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"
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"What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard? Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree? bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
"These ebola jokes are terrible! They're making my eyes bleed"
"Hey you! Did you lose your nose? I just found it in my business."
"My girlfriend said she's break up with me if I didn't stop being a casanova. Apparently she doesn't like that I live in my Chevy."
"My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow."
"Who's your favorite running back? Haha http://www.mayfieldsportsmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ha-Ha-Clinton-Dix.jpg"
"When in doubt, ignore an unknown number on your mobile, never hit Reply All, and always wear clothes when you step out of your house."
"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"