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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she's break up with me if I didn't stop being a casanova. Apparently she doesn't like that I live in my Chevy."

"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"

"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"

"I like my women like I like my hamburgers With enriched white buns..."

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"

"An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight... It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator"

"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"

"2012: Oh no, my iPhone is at 10% and there's no charger. 1812: Oh no, winter is starting."

"You might be a redditor if You clicked."

"How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems? The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper."