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Joke of the Day

"Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents."

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"In general, girls don't like to be described as ""beefy"". Even if you love beef."

"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."

"Stupid cats, can't even YOLO"

"The countdown to my sister's wedding has begun, a constant reminder that I'm just a unibrow & a showtune away from being Susan Boyle."

"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."

"What's the difference. . What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into a girls mouth."

"My boobs are so big you can't even motorboat me. You have to row boat me. With oars."

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? Because they all have phones!"