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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long."

"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"

"My first joke ever... Seriously Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the cock!"

"The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once"

"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"

"The real reason reddit is so popular is... copy Paste clickbait"

"You know urine trouble, when You see members of the KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church together at the RNC... They are bound to piss each other off."

"What do kids like to eat in the playground? Recess Pieces."

"What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat."

"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"