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Joke of the Day

"Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group"

"I went to the library today I said: do you have any books on suicide? She said: we did, but no one brings them back"

"[sex-ed lesson] now, unroll the condom down over the bana- what is it keith? ""i ate my banana"""

"A dark sense of humour is like food. Not everyone has it."

"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"

"Teeth are always in style!"

"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."

"Woman: ""All men want from us is sex."" Man: ""We like to eat too"""

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."