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Joke of the Day

"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."

"Q: What do you call it when a book spies on people? A: A peeping tome."

"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Because I explode on impact."

"Sharks are more likely to go and attack men than women So if you are swimming with women. Just punch it in the nose Then throw her towards the shark"

"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"

"Just bought some 007 Viagra It makes you rodger more"

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? A substantial amount, you fucking morons."

"What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles."

"A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is"

"I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it"