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Joke of the Day

"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You would think one of them would see the building coming."

"What is grey and comes in pints? An elephant!"

"That awkward moment you have long eye contact with someone who's really attractive, only cause it's too hard to walk away from the mirror."

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"Why does Gru speak with an accent? Because he's Arminion."

"I want a woman for our president. Like the one we got for Bill."

"Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse."

"I think the face you make pre-sneeze is the same as when you orgasm."