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Joke of the Day
"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."
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"A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert"
"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"
"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !"
"Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels? Because you make my hotdog stand"
"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"
"I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, ""Do not eat if seal is broken."" I open the box and sure enough..."
"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"