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Joke of the Day

"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."

"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."

"CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly"

"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."

"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"

"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."

"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."

"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"

"What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can tell you while giving you a handjob? I'm not Willie Nelson"