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Joke of the Day

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? **ONLY ONE** But the light bulb has to want to change."

"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""

"The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket."

"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. &#3232;\_&#3232;"

"Is this the movie where a down and out coach is given a chance of a lifetime to turn these nobodies and misfits into a winning team?"

"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""

"Last rites? Over my dead body..."

"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."

"A gay deer walks out of a bar And says, ""man, I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!!"""

"TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops. Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't"