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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"
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"Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account."
"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."
"The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight."
"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."
"What did one strawberry say to the other? ""If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"""
"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"
"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"Pot has never been proven harmful to humans, but the way it makes those huge holes in the street has to give you pause."