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Joke of the Day
"I watched my first porno film last week.... I looked so much younger then."
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"When I was a kid I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of soda... ....but when I grew up I realised it was just a Fantasea"
"""Betty White"" What the African American said when he heard there was a new Pope."
"Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of Natural Light"
"I refuse to participate in scavenger hunts because it's still murder to shoot people even if they were digging in dumpsters."
"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."
"if u told me 20yrs ago that we'd have a black prez w/ the middle name Hussein, I'd have kept playing w/ my ninja turtles cuz I was 9 in 1993"
"If women can do everything men can... ...howcome they've never successfully oppressed an entire gender?"
"I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like ""Oh she's cool she's one of us."""
"How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke? He glances over his shoulder."