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Joke of the Day
"I watched my first porno film last week.... I looked so much younger then."
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"Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you"
"If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them."
"What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? Kurt and Rod."
"My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation."
"I can't believe it's Christmas eve eve eve and they're making me work."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop?"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar..."
"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."
"Big news! Obama read my tweets and appointed me Secretary of Swagriculture"