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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe it's Christmas eve eve eve and they're making me work."
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"Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!"
"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."
"I would make a sexist joke But that would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying ""ugh, please, this old thing."""
"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"
"In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! h/t to Big Mike, Tha Gangsta of Luv."
"How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."