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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."

"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"

"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."

"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"

"What do you call a gay Eskimo ? I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell"

"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

"I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal."

"i feel like a hundred bucks! *my soul erupts with the strength of 100 wild male deers*"