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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"
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"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."
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"Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?"
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