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Joke of the Day

"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."

"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."

"I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it I couldn't keep the damn thing lit."

"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."

"Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!"

"Headlice are now resistant to the usual medical treatments.... The problem has scientists scratching their heads."

"I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo."

"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"

"Waking up in the middle of the night to a 4.0 earthquake is kinda awesome until you realize it was not an earthquake & what's that smell?"