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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!"

"There's a new movement against cutting in line. Now that's a movement I can get behind!"

"911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody."

"Two cleaners had a massive fight in my office earlier. Hell of a dust up."

"I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history."

"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"

"I like my women like I like my alcohol... XXX."

"I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop. But I'm stumped."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

"[farts on a windy day] Go. Be among your own kind."