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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite"
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"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way."
"Tibet and Tiwan REJOICE! Oh, nevermind. Wrong Chyna."
"If I ever go to prison, I know exactly what I'm going to nickname myself... Mitochondria! That way everyone will know I'm the powerhouse of the cell."
"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."
"I couldn't bear it anymore. Lol. - Bear suicide note."
"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."
"How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."
"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"