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Joke of the Day

"What sex position produces the ugliest baby? I don't know, ask your parents."

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"

"Oral contraceptive I recently had an experience with oral contraceptives. I asked a woman if she would like have sex with me. She said, ""No""."

"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."

"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."

"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a light bulb? Two! One to hold the bulb, the other to hold the cock, uh, penis, I mean, uh, ladder."

"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""

"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."

"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."

"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."