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Joke of the Day

"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."

"2 password hashes were walking down the street, one was assaulted"

"Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other..."

"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"

"ME: Ugh hate summer when bees are flying everywhere BEE [angrily undoing seatbelt on plane] I'm gonna sting him BEE WIFE:Just leave it David"

"What did the old fly say to the young fly? I've seen a lot of shit!"

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"

"What's the cheapest cut of meat? Deer nuts: they're under a buck."

"Why do women pierce their bellybutton? Place to hang their air freshener."