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Joke of the Day
"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""
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"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeooowwww"""
"[Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!"
"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."
"Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl Surely that's some kind of record."
"Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them."
"What is a male widow called? single"
"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."
"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""