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Joke of the Day

"On the bright side, I'm relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists."

"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"*Signs into Facebook ""If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook"

"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."

"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"

"Make the little things count... Teach midgets math."

"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."

"If you don't have a bucket list, then put ""make bucket list"" on your ""To Do"" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?"