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"It's like my dad always said, ""How did you get this number?!"""
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"'Space Jam' never gets old - that's because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don't spoil. Hi, I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson."
"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."
"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"
"What is the longest word in the feminist dictionary? Antidickstablishmentarianism."
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"What has four letters, but a long sentence? Rape."
"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"
"Even the stick figure woman on my wife's back window has a headache."
"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."