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Joke of the Day
"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"
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"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."
"Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?"
"""So what kind of work do you do?"" ""I move cows"" ""Oh , so you're a rancher?"" ""Not really , I'm a zumba instructor"""
"Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no."
"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"
"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."
"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""
"*Neighbor text - Sorry for using your wife. Use only when you're not at home* *Shoots Wife* *Neighbor text again - I mean 'Wifi' not wife*"
"What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say? Nailed it"