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Joke of the Day
"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"
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"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"
"*sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for."
"What is the height of hunger? Teeth marks on the toilet seat."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0"
"epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword? Seizure Salad"
"What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other"
"My dog only responds to commands in Spanish He's Espanyol"