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Joke of the Day
"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"
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"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""
"Do you guys wanna jear a hoke about dyslexics? I had a joke about Alzheimer's but damnit, I don't remember it."
"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
"Chipotle has been hacked for an hour and hasn't noticed... Taylor Swift was hacked and wrote an album about it 30 seconds after."
"Me: Grandma died, can't work today. Boss: Thought she died last month? Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick."
"What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow."
"My new years resolution........ Hopefully 4k 55''"
"*takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better"
"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"