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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the minter who went crazy? He stopped making cents."

"Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out."

"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""

"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"

"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""

"bloke in the pub The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called ""stand and deliver"". I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant"

"My brother committed suicide and didn't leave a note. How inconsiderate of him. I mean, would it have killed him to leave a note?"

"A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized'"

"The length of your iPhone cord, plus one inch, is how far away the outlet is from the hotel bedside table."