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Joke of the Day

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""

"INSTANT KARMA, Get in on the front page gold rush; ""are jokes"" reddit is a faggot... ...2Bcunt in you'ld (you would love it) (to (too) be continued))..."

"I was drinking a margarita at the bar.... And a woman screamed ""Does anyone know CPR?!"" I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy."

"So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!"

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."

"Difference between Men and Women Women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!"

"We could have saved 10 - 15 lives a year if Noah would have just said ""ya know what, bears? No"". Plus the Cubs wouldn't be a team."

"Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead."