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Joke of the Day

"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says ""I wonder how the girls are getting on"""

"What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur? Tri-serepax."

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"

"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."

"Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction You'll definitely need that six appeal."

"If I were Brian Cranston every day I'd drive to Jiffy Lube & say ""I dunno it just seems to be braking bad!"" Then we would laugh & do meth."

"Remember that guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car crash? Yeah he's alright now."

"I eat bits of metal all day... It's my staple diet."

"*Hands you a handbasket* You know what to do......."

"I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."