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Joke of the Day

"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says ""I wonder how the girls are getting on"""

"Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries"

"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."

"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."

"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."

"What do you call a person without a son? per"

"It was raining... The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, ""These are The Times that dry men's soles."""

"What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider a muon."

"The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza."

"I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."