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Joke of the Day

"What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?"

"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""

"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."

"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."

"I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word ""Clitoris"". I was amazed at how fast he found it."

"What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off."

"The Cosby Show Comeback The 80's TV series ""The Cosby Show"" is being reprised with Bill Cosby characters name being slightly altered from ""Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable"" to ""Dr. Creep-Dick Fucktable."

"An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand."

"Easily the best knock knock joke for a Dad. Dad: Say Knock knock Son: Knock Knock Dad: Whose there? Son:..."

"Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this"