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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"

"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"

"*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *Creates a soulmate*"

"Just once I'd like to have the confidence to order something off of a menu without having to look at the menu while I'm ordering it."

"Girlfriend: Are you ready to be a dad? ""I don't know, how would I know?"" GF: I'm pregnant! ""Hi Pregnant, I'm... OH MY GOD I'M READY"""

"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"You know, I really liked the rule of Nero. Rome was pretty lit at the time."

"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."