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Joke of the Day

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."

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"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"
"Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator."
"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby.... But I have no clue how to make an iPhone..."
"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"
"A couple are having sex... She is riding him like a bull, he's just staring at the ceiling, She yells:"" Say something dirty to me!"" He says : "" Kitchen"""
"I think it's nice that the vowels sometimes let ""Y"" into their crew."
"What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I'm bacon!"
"Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls."
"Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it"
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