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Joke of the Day

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."

"So while Lane Kiffin was managing the Alabama offensive... he had Nick Saban's daughter handling the D?"

"Told my girlfriend to watch out! It might smell in the bathroom... She asked if I had used the air freshener. ""yeah, I did"" ""Oh so it smells like shitrus."" man she's funny."

"If you want to hunt birds at night, you should bring a Texan along. They always seem to remember the owl-ammo."

"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"

"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."

"What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping."

"""Can I pet your dog?"" ""Sure, but he can be aggressive."" [He pushes a pamphlet about the dangers of gluten towards me with his nose]"

"Paul Walker was in Eight Below... ...and now, he's six below."

"3 great kings Teacher: ""Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"" Student: "" Smo-king"", Drin-king and Fuc-king"""