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Joke of the Day
"Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?"
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"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"
"My ultra-cheesy pick up line, based on old Pepe Le Pew cartoons Le meooooww.... Le Purrrrrrrr... Le me?"
"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."
"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."
"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"
"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"
"The iPhone 5 will be able to print bacon"
"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."
"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""