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Joke of the Day

"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""

"Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could."

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."

"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"

"I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists."

"I couldn't think of a good joke Then I looked in the mirror"

"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."

"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"

"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"

"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""