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Joke of the Day

"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""

"According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air."

"is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?"

"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"

"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

"Driving high versus driving drunk: Drunks run stop signs. Stoners stop and wait for them to turn green."

"I just flew into town and boy are my arms tired! Get it? Because, I've been jerking off on the plane..."

"Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer."

"Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What's that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable."