42793

Joke of the Day

"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."

"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"

"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"

"What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon? A Skyrimjob"

"Saw a picture of Justin Bieber on a horse. It looked as natural as sauerkraut on a bean bag chair."

"What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good? Butthurt."

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows."

"Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge."

"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."

"I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA."