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Joke of the Day

"Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming ""SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"""

"STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children"

"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"

"I recently learned that anecdotal evidence is not scientifically valid A few friends told me how badly it went for them."

"Blackpeoplemeet.com is racist. What about Asians and Hispanics? What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com"

"CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube."

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"

"I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa."

"They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can't help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs."

"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"