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Joke of the Day

"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"

"How did the psychiatrist break his leg? He had a Freudian slip."

"Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate them, too."

"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."

"SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!"

"Tom has no legs Who's that running? Not Tom"

"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"

"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!"

"As a parent I often wonder if there's anything I could've done differently to prevent the jealousy between my twins Lisa & Hog Face."