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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
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"I told my girlfriend I would get a picture of her on my new debit card... So that even if we break-up, she'll still be taking my money."
"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"
"""Nah, you can push the gas. We got seatbelts."" - Paul Walker's last words"
"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"
"Yesterday I watched Rogue One, featuring a cameo from Carrie Fisher. One hour later she was dead. So today I'll be watching Home Alone 2."
"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."
"Where do you weigh pies? Somewhere over a rainbow..."
"Fortune Teller The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!"
"Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back? Because they will be at your funeral in spirit"