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Joke of the Day
"I like my friends like I like my coffee... I gave it up for lent"
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"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."
"At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time?"
"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year."
"""is this the Krusty crab?"" No! This is Patrick!"
"What's up? Up is the Y-axis relative vertical direction opposed to down."
"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."
"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"