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"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"
"Afghan shaking a carpet I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"""
"Whats a ducks favourite drug? Quack cocaine"
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."
"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."
"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."
"i was going to tell a gay joke... buttfuckit"
"Optimus Prime runs on AC current He's a transformer"
"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."