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Joke of the Day
"I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit."
Next Joke
"Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above"
"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."
"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"
"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."
"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."
"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."
"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised."
"A hamburger walks into a bar (don't know if repost) And the bartender says ""sorry but we don't serve food here""!"
"Did you hear the bus drivers story? Me neither i was on the back of the bus..."