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Joke of the Day
"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"
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"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors"
"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"
"Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox."
"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."
"Why do vegans hate themselves? They are animal products."
"I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed... Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday."
"I talk like a sailor in front of my kid. He's gonna swear anyway and I want him to be good at it."
"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"
"German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power."