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Joke of the Day
"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"
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"If Donald Trump becomes president we will have toupee more taxes."
"15 men all vying for the chance to fight with one woman: 1. The Bachelorette 2. The American presidential race Samsies."
"LIFE HACK: If ur phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, rice will attract Asians who will fix ur electronics for you"
"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."
"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"
"person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god"
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."
"I invented a realistic sex simulator. It doesn't work on me because realistically nobody wants to have sex with me."
"Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life."