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Joke of the Day
"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"
Next Joke
"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish? His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!"
"Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage? Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns. Husband: Divorce is strong with this one."
"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."
"A zombie visits the Dry Cleaners. He shuffles up to the assistant behind the counter, holds up his dirty underwear and says... ""STAAAAINNNS! STAAAAINNNNS!"""
"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"
"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"
"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."