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Joke of the Day

"How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better."

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."

"Three goats walked into a Stop N Shop."

"Water boarding People who have been waterboarded are hipsters, because they got into pouring water on there head, before it before it was, cool..."

"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"

"What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !"

"I've been so drunk that homeless people give me their footlong sub. When they give it to me they whisper, ""Get your shit together, rookie."""

"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"

"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."