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Joke of the Day

"How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better."

"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."

"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"

"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"

"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."

"The fact that the British call math ""maths"" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math."

"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."

"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"