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Joke of the Day
"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."
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"Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?"
"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""
"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"
"Me: *drops toddler off at gym daycare* DC: Which room will you be working out in? Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower."
"Boss:I need you to do something for me... Me:what? Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job"
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."
"Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste."
"that I like being lazy more..."