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Joke of the Day
"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."
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"Him: I love nerd girls Me: Cool! Did you know the human body can't feel water, only a change in temperature? Him: no. not like that."
"How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""
"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"
"Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps."
"Confucius say: ""Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."""
"Welcome to night club. I know it's dark, but that's kinda the poi-- *metal screeching* Dammit Steve! I told you knight club is downstairs!"
"My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore."
"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"