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Joke of the Day

"Dogs are ""practice babies"" and cats are ""practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."""

"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."

"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."

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"I've been calling my husband ""babe"" for five years because I'm too embarrassed to tell him I forgot his name."

"do you ever get a series of sharp pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're viciously stabbing it? no? how about now?"

"Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz"

"Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore? He got arrested for battery."

"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."

"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."