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Joke of the Day

"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."

"Just been watching the women's Olympic beach volleyball and there has already been a wrist injury..... But I should be OK by Monday."

"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."

"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."

"What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !"

"How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life? Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry."

"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"

"hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping"

"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."