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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."
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"Can't wait to get old so I can shower sitting down."
"What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn? You can't play football with the remote."
"What's more Irish than eating potatoes? Not eating potatoes."
"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"
"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"
"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""
"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."
"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."