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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"""This love triangle is WAY too complicated"" Pythagoras' other woman"

"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."

"I'll never be friends with the girl who brings a bottle of sparkling water to the gym."

"I was confused why my college wanted me to report my Mexican friend to the police Then j realised they were just asking me to turn in my essay."

"I just want the confidence of my grandpa in church taking a call from the pharmacy on speaker phone to confirm his Viagra prescription."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !"

"What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one? Urine charge now."

"Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*"

"There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it."