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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"Want to hear a joke about digging? Never mind actually. It's boring."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"

"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."

"I'm ""don't flash your headlights at someone who doesn't have theirs on bc they will come and kill you"" years old."

"What do you call a bear in the Arctic? Starving."

"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"

"How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb? Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell ""pick it up pick it up!"""

"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."