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"Want to hear a joke about digging? Never mind actually. It's boring."
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"Sometimes, I drive by the schoolyard and scream ""STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME!"" to white kids playing basketball."
"Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton? They want to save 20%."
"What do you call painful constipation? Excretiating pain"
"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire."
"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""
"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."
"Steve Buscemi makes me regret buying a high definition tv."
"What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed"