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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Canadian in outer space? An Eh-lien!"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."

"My wife's a magician. She can turn anything into an argument."

"Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!"

"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!"

"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."

"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."

"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic."

"Steven Gerard has finished his book about his football career, the problem is that he hasn't got a Title..."